I get uncomfortable talking about myself so I drafted off of Farmer's Only dating profiles and some more compelling parts of ICP: Behind the Paint.
My resting state:
I went to art school so I can recognize and appreciate beautiful things.
I think the following video is relevant to getting to know me. I made it 6 years ago for absolutely no reason. This is my humor. If you get through all 3 minutes, congratulations - your life is as meaningless as mine.