I get uncomfortable talking about myself so I drafted off of Farmer's Only dating profiles and some more compelling parts of ICP: Behind the Paint.
I went to art school so I can recognize and appreciate all the beauty the world has to offer:
I think the following video is relevant to getting to know me. I made it 7 years ago for absolutely no reason. If you get through all 3 minutes, congratulations - your life is as meaningless as mine.